I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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