yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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