Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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