I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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