she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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