yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
