Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
