You work out of a Hotel?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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