Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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