No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'm really busy with my period
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