But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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