yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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