sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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