On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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