You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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