Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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