that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
you had me at cake vodka
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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