question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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