But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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