yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Did we literally take a cab across the street
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I could fuck to npr.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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