i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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