I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
