Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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