Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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