i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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