i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
birth control should be required to get into college
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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