So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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