He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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