This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just tell him i said nine months
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
be right there i have to get my cape
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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