it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
