Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize