But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize