Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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