I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
bring money and cleavage
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
