ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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