Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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