fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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