it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I love having hate sex.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
