Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize