i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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