But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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