Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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