i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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