ugly people sure do ruin things
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
bring money and cleavage
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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