I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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