i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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