but the lizard people decide everything anyway
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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