I think my vagina is haunted
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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