I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
How external is "for external use only"?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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