Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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