your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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