Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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