Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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