Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just found puke in my bra..
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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